A users manual

You decided to get yourself a Sari and don´t know how? First thing: Find out if you are Ready for Sari anyway. The very important thing about a Sari like me is that we get scared by fast moves and strangers that want to marry us after knowing us for 2 hours. The best thing is, that you don´t try to make your future funny little pet drunk – it never works when it is supposed. Every Sari is very curious and hungry by nature, so I recommend to place a lot of Chinese-duck in front of your apartment and a Sari will show up pretty fast. Than you just got to wait and imitate the Mating call of a salad. Curious as it is the Sari will open the door and watch in. Now there are two different ways to get it in – the clever way and the dumb way… Dumb Way: Pull it in, but I can warn you that it has fingernails to scratch and sharp teeth to bite and this loud penetrant voice with that it can scream. Clever Way: Ask it to come in, cause you have some more ducks inside or leave something in my guestbook.	How to treat a Sari? Little Sari´s need a lot of care and attention. If you don´t want your funny little pet turn to grey-haired you have to buy Henna-hair-colour every month and put it in your Sari´s hairs for two hours. A Sari needs regular food – at least 3 times a day. It needs a warm bed and you should give it a lot of money so it can go shopping when it feels bored. Little Sari´s behave well by nature and don´t like it when someone screams on them and talks bad about it behind it´s back.
	Be aware – the Original-Sari is still free for hunters. You have good luck if you find it, before it is finding you. With a little bit bad luck it is maybe already sitting in your basement and is waiting for catching YOU. If you get caught by a Sari than you can´t escape before it has wasted all of your money and got your freezer empty…. Install a Sari-alert-system to go sure there is no Sari…..
How do I recognize that I just caught a Sari? You can recognize a Sari easily: She will lose a lot of red hairs in your bathroom! Another way to recognize one is to watch how it reacts on Boygroup-music. If you put in a Backstreet Boys CD and your Sari tries to kill itself you can be sure: This is a real one. Also watch the description here…
	How to feed a Sari Sari´s eat everything that is not running away. Exept: Mushrooms and the disgusting cancer soup that they cook in the chinese restaurant in Bad König…