Life-advice from Sari

Dear Sari,

I have a big problem. I´m gay and I don´t know how to smoke a cigarette.

Detlef, 36 years old

Dear Detlef,

I think it is great that you are doing your Outing here and I´m glad to hear we have something in common: We prefer MEN.

About the cigarettes: Smoking is not good for your health anyway. You should prefer a Blazer.

Dear Sari,

I have bought myself a cow. In the beginning it was very glad and running al of the time. But now it lays on it´s back all day long in my living room and it never closes it eyes. It also starts to smell strange since a while. What´s up with it?

Lucy, 17 years old

Dear Lucy,

Does your cow still breath and eat? If it doesn´t: That´s totally normal, that´s exactly the way I always see them at McDonalds.