well it is time to introduce myself……

My name is Sari! Actually I was growing up with some wolves in the forests, until someone found me there. I had a hard time to learn to live in the civivilised world, that´s why I started a job as chair-woman in a music-studio. But someday the owner went to summer-vacation in Hawaii and shut me in by accident. There I was and I only survived through eating the fluffs in my vacaum-cleaner and since I had nothing better to do I produced my first (and only) album that was called “Don´t kill me for my singing”. It was released by a company called Nightmare-Records. Only 3 people bought this CD and two of them wrote a letter to me to complain about it. The third one couldn´t write but he tried to kill me for my singing eventhough.

After my music-career failed in such a dramatic way I tried my luck with beeing a movie-star. My movie was a low budget-production called “Sari´s world-the movie”. It was about a buddistic nun named Sari Helliwelli that starts a girlgroup with some owners of a house for mad-men. That´s why they call themselves “United Madness” and go on world-tour. But there is a problem: Sari is a psycho-killer and can´t find any psychos. The audience was so shocked about this look in the true world of girlgroups that I didn´t even got a golden rasberry-award for this real trash-movie. (It was given to Leonardo di Caprio, you know for this strange movie in that he plays any hero that is in love with any girl – wait, isn´t that the role he´s always playing?!)

That´s me

What do you do if your music or movie-career does not work because of a lack of talent? You undress yourself either in a magazine or in Television or you pose nude on your CD-covers. I chosed to undress myself in a magazine since no company would release a second CD by me on that I could pose nude. Unfortunetly the Playboy decided that my photos are so cruel that you can´t show them. Mysteriously a fire broke out in their office after they told this to me. They don´t know who did it up to today…. (I could tell them, if they´d give me a bit money)

After this career didn´t work as well I wrote the bad-seller “A night in Höchst” which is about a person that is falling in the great Mümling river and get frozen. In the end it get´s eaten up by one of these dangerous swans…

Now I have started a new project which is kind of big experiment: Can even a little freak like me find a boyfriend???? I´ll keep you updated on that one…

Sari Facts

Colour of eyes: Smokey Blue

Colour of hairs: Red-Brown (and a little bit grey)

Height: 1,68 meter

Birthday: 23^rd of January

Likes: Baileys, Duck, getting e-mails, her new dog, travelling, reading, listning to music…

Hates: Mushrooms in every way, Liars, Parasites, people that talk behind your back and say they wouldn´t, especially a person named S. and people that think that everyone else has to give, give, give and do not give something back to others, especially a person named L.